TRUMPREX
APEX CANDIDATE
Arms: tiny. Ego: Jurassic. Campaigns exclusively by stomping. Claims the meteor was a hoax and that he personally survived it, bigly.
SCIENTISTS CONFIRM: HE'S HUGE ◆$TREX EATS ANOTHER PRESS CONFERENCE ◆GAVIN'S HAIR GEL DECLARED FOSSIL FUEL ◆KAMALA LAUGHS, CHART GOES UP ◆VANCERAPTOR SPOTTED ON A COUCH AGAIN ◆PALEONTOLOGISTS: 'THIS IS NOT SCIENCE' ◆TINY ARMS, ENORMOUS MARKET CAP ◆PTERODACTYL AIRFORCE ENTERS THE CHAT ◆EXTINCTION EVENT SCHEDULED FOR THE BEARS ◆SCIENTISTS CONFIRM: HE'S HUGE ◆$TREX EATS ANOTHER PRESS CONFERENCE ◆GAVIN'S HAIR GEL DECLARED FOSSIL FUEL ◆KAMALA LAUGHS, CHART GOES UP ◆VANCERAPTOR SPOTTED ON A COUCH AGAIN ◆PALEONTOLOGISTS: 'THIS IS NOT SCIENCE' ◆TINY ARMS, ENORMOUS MARKET CAP ◆PTERODACTYL AIRFORCE ENTERS THE CHAT ◆EXTINCTION EVENT SCHEDULED FOR THE BEARS ◆
THE APEX PREDATOR OF POLITICS
TRUMPREX
65 million years of gridlock ends today. He has tiny arms, enormous poll numbers, and an appetite for candidates.
SCIENTISTS CONFIRM: HE'S HUGE ◆$TREX EATS ANOTHER PRESS CONFERENCE ◆GAVIN'S HAIR GEL DECLARED FOSSIL FUEL ◆KAMALA LAUGHS, CHART GOES UP ◆VANCERAPTOR SPOTTED ON A COUCH AGAIN ◆PALEONTOLOGISTS: 'THIS IS NOT SCIENCE' ◆TINY ARMS, ENORMOUS MARKET CAP ◆PTERODACTYL AIRFORCE ENTERS THE CHAT ◆EXTINCTION EVENT SCHEDULED FOR THE BEARS ◆SCIENTISTS CONFIRM: HE'S HUGE ◆$TREX EATS ANOTHER PRESS CONFERENCE ◆GAVIN'S HAIR GEL DECLARED FOSSIL FUEL ◆KAMALA LAUGHS, CHART GOES UP ◆VANCERAPTOR SPOTTED ON A COUCH AGAIN ◆PALEONTOLOGISTS: 'THIS IS NOT SCIENCE' ◆TINY ARMS, ENORMOUS MARKET CAP ◆PTERODACTYL AIRFORCE ENTERS THE CHAT ◆EXTINCTION EVENT SCHEDULED FOR THE BEARS ◆
CHOMP ARENA
Thirty seconds. Unlimited teeth. Tap every candidate that pops out of the tar pit.
SCORE
0
COMBO
x1.0
TIME
30
READY TO CHOMP?
HIGH SCORE: 0
VOTERS POLL
One vote per cave-dweller. Results are 100% unaudited and gloriously rigged.
CONNECTING…
Total ballots cast: 0 · Fraud detected: yes, by everyone.
THE SQUAD
Three reptiles, one ticket, and the loudest voter in the tar pit.
VANCERAPTOR
SIDEKICK / COUCH ENTHUSIAST
Small, fast, and suspiciously comfortable in soft furniture. Hunts in packs of one and does all the podcast interviews.
BIBI-DACTYL
ALLIED AIR SUPPORT
The silver-haired statesman who refuses to travel by anything but armored pterodactyl. Owns the airspace, the podium, and the world record for longest handshake.
MAGA-SAURUS
THE BASE / REGISTERED FOSSIL VOTER
Triceratops in a red hat and a blue suit. Waited 66 million years in line to vote and would happily wait 66 million more. Owns nine flags, one folding chair, and every $TREX dip.
DINONOMICS
Numbers so big they had their own geological era.
TOTAL SUPPLY
0M
YEARS EXTINCT
0
TAX
0%
- PURE FOSSIL FUEL — 55%
- MEME RESERVE — 25%
- TAR PIT LIQUIDITY — 15%
- COUCH FUND — 5%
CONTRACT ADDRESS (PLACEHOLDER)
TAP TO COPY
01
GET A WALLET
Install any reputable wallet. Fund it. Do not tell your financial advisor.
02
GET SOME ETH
Buy on any exchange and send it to your wallet. Yes, gas fees are extinct-level.
03
SWAP FOR $TREX
Paste the contract address into your DEX of choice and swap.
04
ROAR
Congratulations, you are now a paleontologist with a portfolio.
EXTINCTION PHASES
A roadmap written in fossil ink. Subject to asteroids.
PHASE 1
HATCHING
- 🦖Egg cracks on-chain
- 🦖1,000 degenerate paleontologists
- 🦖First chart candle shaped like a claw
PHASE 2
THE STOMPING
- 🦖CHOMP Arena high scores
- 🦖Meme division mobilized
- 🦖VanceRaptor buys a bigger couch
PHASE 3
EXTINCTION EVENT
- 🦖Rival tokens meteor'd
- 🦖Pterodactyl airdrop
- 🦖Trending #1 on every timeline
PHASE 4
JURASSIC ERA
- 🦖$TREX museum wing
- 🦖Dino ETF (fictional)
- 🦖Tiny arms, huge legacy